


Profiles Nathan Maloney

by Davey-Malucci



Category: Queer as Folk
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-08-28
Updated: 2003-08-28
Packaged: 2013-06-19 10:48:54
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 425
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1496947/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/376347/Davey-Malucci
Summary: The first in my profiles series, Nathan starts a chain e-mail and an annoying one at that! (QAF UK)





	Profiles Nathan Maloney

TO: fuckingmozart15@hotmail.com  
  
FROM: IloveLisa@hotmail.com  
  
NATHAN, STUART SAYS IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN FUCKING SURVEY  
  
ROMEY  
  
Name: Nathan Maloney  
  
Age: 15  
  
Occupation: Student  
  
Location: Stuart's bed!....I wish..no, just Manchester  
  
Height: Taller than Stuart! Ha ha!  
  
Weight: Dunno  
  
Sexual Preference: Stuart Alan Jones  
  
Religion: like I'd rather die than go to church!  
  
Nicknames: Nath, Vince calls me 'Chicken' which I hate!  
  
~~~~LIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Cartoons mostly  
  
Movie: Stuart's porn collection  
  
Music: Most of the chart stuff  
  
Sound: Stuart  
  
Smell: Stuart  
  
Book: Do porn magazines count?  
  
Song: 'Let me entertain you', Vince says that's just because it's Stuart's favourite song, but I liked it before, honest, I did!  
  
Winter Activity: Clubbing with Stuart and Vince  
  
Summer Activity: Clubbing with Stuart and Vince  
  
Food: Take-away  
  
Drink: Alcopops when mum lets me  
  
Who do you love the most: Stuart Alan Jones  
  
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: That one that Vince is mad on  
  
Movie: Titanic, Donna made me rent it out once  
  
Music: R&B  
  
Sound: Mum when she nags  
  
Smell: Alfred, sometimes he can smell like a right mong!  
  
Book: The crap school makes us read  
  
Song: Anything that Mum listens to on a Sunday morning and Helen's Britney Spears CDs  
  
Winter Activity: School  
  
Summer Activity: School  
  
Food: Vegetables  
  
Drink: Coffee  
  
Who do you hate the most: Vince because he's known Stuart for ages and he gets to hang around with him all the time  
  
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~  
  
Have sex: Yeah. Stuart was the best though, I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!  
  
Drink: Of course!  
  
Smoke: Yeah!  
  
Do drugs: Stuart won't let me  
  
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~  
  
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag Stuart again  
  
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Chasing a certain Irish guy  
  
Words/Phrases you use a lot: Vince told me I tend to repeat things a lot..  
  
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: I'd make myself irresistible to Stuart!  
  
Greatest life accomplishment: Shagging Stuart Alan Jones  
  
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: If that person happened to be Stuart  
  
What is under your bed?: Never ask a teenager that!  
  
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: It's great because I made it! 


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